Smart Alec"s Revolting Jokes for Kids

by Ward, Lock and Company, ltd.

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Written in English
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Subjects:

  • General,
  • Humor / General,
  • Humor,
  • Jokes,
  • Juvenile literature,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile
The Physical Object
FormatMass Market Paperback
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL10685271M
ISBN 10034535527X
ISBN 109780345355270
OCLC/WorldCa20275950

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